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The Master Cleanse Diet Explained

Do you remember when a friend or co-worker told you about that diet involving lemonade and cayenne pepper and you thought she was a little crazy?

Do you remember that time Beyonce Knowles went on Oprah and said that she went on a Maple Syrup Cleanse and lost ton of weight for her role in Dream Girls?

Why You Should

You’ve witnessed my humbling losses, bitter struggles and eventual shining triumph over boredom, hunger pangs, tinnitus, homicidal dooky breath and shag carpet tongue to feeling and looking the best I’ve ever felt in my entire 40 years on the planet.
You could say I’m very glad I did this.

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Rebuild and restore

“cha-cha-changes..”
9:48 am
Started the day with warm filtered water. My short term use of distilled is done. Then a diluted glass of organic black cherry juice in the morning along with a single servicing of MC.
Still thirsty. So I made up a mini batch of MC before heading to work.
Picked up some mango juice from the [...]

Healing crisis

“…danger Will Robinson“
3:14p
So I’ve successfully stripped and power cleaning my insides from rooter to the tooter. And I’ve been easing my way back into full time mastication.
However, yesterday I pretty much lost my mind.
Instead of drinking juice, tea, MC and slurping on veggie broth for I ravenously tore my way through 3/4ths of a pack [...]