Archive for April, 2008

Day 2

“Burrrrrrr…Reddick“
6:40a
25 hours, 40 minutes down
214 hours, 20 minutes left…

I was supposed to be up at five. Not even close. Just too damn cold outside. 47 degrees on the last day of April? In New York? Who said Global Warming could take vacation this year?
Shivering now. Last night too. I read somewhere that it’s because your [...]

Day 1

“Make me, don’t break me…”
5:42 am.
7 m and 39 secs down
239 h, 52 m, 19 secs left…
This is the story of how a former (asthmatic) pot smoker and pork fat back lover will survive 10 days on the famous Master Cleanse (referred to hereafter as “MC“) aka “Lemonade Diet” aka “How Beyonce briefly lost her [...]